Futa – A functionally useless AI terminal assistant

Summary

futa: F(unctionally) Useless Terminal Assistant Powered by qwen3! WARNING: Please don't use futa irresponsibly. It's highly recommended to run futa on a VM just because of the unpredictability of the commands it generates. 💩 Are you tired of knowing what you're doing in the terminal? Want to add ✨chaos✨ to your workflow? 🧠 Introducing: futa — the Functionally Useless Terminal Assistant that runs a MASSIVE 🤯 LANGUAGE MODEL 🧠 to execute the tiniest of commands for you! Because why just type ls when you can launch a rocket 🚀 of AI processing to tell you to type ls? 🤷‍♂️💸 🛠️ How It Works futa You type literally anything 🤌 FUTA spins up a large language model 📚 (yes, every time) It interprets your command with the intelligence of a thousand neckbeards 🧔‍♂️🧔‍♀️🧔 Then it decides what to actually run in your terminal 🧪 It might do what you want. It might destroy your file system. 🤡 Who knows! 💡 Example bash Copy Edit futa "make it go brrr" 🧠🤔 LLM: Analyzing command... 🔍 "make it go brrr" detected as 'start a Docker container probably?' ⚙️ Executing: docker-compose up --force-recreate --brrr-mode=true 💥💥💥💥💥💥 📦 Features 🤖 Uses more compute power than the Apollo missions to run git status 🎭 Responds with overconfident energy like your Tech Bro friend, even when it’s dead wrong 🧵 Outputs at least 3 paragraphs of explanation before running a 1-line command 📉 Productivity? Never heard of her 🧨 Installation git clone github.com/nail-e/futa Run the install script 🚧 Disclaimer ⚠️ FUTA is Functionally Useless for a reason. We are not responsible for: Loss of sanity 🧠 Corrupted terminal sessions 💀 Existential crises brought on by the AI sounding smarter than you 🤖🧘 Accidentally deleting your $HOME folder 💣 🧙‍♂️ Use Cases (??) 💁 When you want to look like you're working, but actually you're LARPing as a sysadmin 🧘 When you crave chaos and have too much RAM 🎤 When you're doing a live demo and want to bet your career on a language model 🧩 When Clippy wasn’t quite needy enough ⭐ Contribut...