Secure boot certificate rollover is real but probably won't hurt you

Summary

LWN wrote an article which opens with the assertion "Linux users who have Secure Boot enabled on their systems knowingly or unknowingly rely on a key from Microsoft that is set to expire in September". This is, depending on interpretation, either misleading or just plain wrong, but also there's not a good source of truth here, so.First, how does secure boot signing work? Every system that supports UEFI secure boot ships with a set of trusted certificates in a database called "db". Any binary signed with a chain of certificates that chains to a root in db is trusted, unless either the binary (via hash) or an intermediate certificate is added to "dbx", a separate database of things whose trust has been revoked[1]. But, in general, the firmware doesn't care about the intermediate or the number of intermediates or whatever - as long as there's a valid chain back to a certificate that's in db, it's going to be happy.That's the conceptual version. What about the real world one? Most x86 systems that implement UEFI secure boot have at least two root certificates in db - one called "Microsoft Windows Production PCA 2011", and one called "Microsoft Corporation UEFI CA 2011". The former is the root of a chain used to sign the Windows bootloader, and the latter is the root used to sign, well, everything else.What is "everything else"? For people in the Linux ecosystem, the most obvious thing is the Shim bootloader that's used to bridge between the Microsoft root of trust and a given Linux distribution's root of trust[2]. But that's not the only third party code executed in the UEFI environment. Graphics cards, network cards, RAID and iSCSI cards and so on all tend to have their own unique initialisation process, and need board-specific drivers. Even if you added support for everything on the market to your system firmware, a system built last year wouldn't know how to drive a graphics card released this year. Cards need to provide their own drivers, and these drivers are store...