Hacker News Hug of Deaf

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Hacker News Hug of Deaf By Susam Pal on 05 Apr 2025 "It's essentially the Hacker News Hug of Deaf." – @TonyTrapp About three years ago, I set up a tiny netcat loop on one of my Debian servers to accept arbitrary connections from the Hacker News (HN) community. The loop ran for 24 hours and did exactly three things whenever a client connected: Send a simple ok message to the client. Close the connection immediately. Make my terminal beep four times. That's it! It was a playful experiment in response to a thread about quirky, do-it-yourself alerting systems for friends and family. See this HN thread for the original discussion. Here is the exact command I ran on my server: while true; do (echo ok | nc -q 1 -vlp 8000 2>&1; echo; date -u) | tee -a beeper.log; for i in 1 2 3 4; do printf '\a'; sleep 1; done & done The nc command closes the connection immediately after sending the ok message and runs an inner for loop in a background shell that asynchronously prints the bell character to the terminal four times. Meanwhile, the outer while command loops back quickly to run a new nc process, thus making this one-liner script instantly ready to accept the next incoming connection. Soon after I shared this, members of the HN community began connecting to the demo running on susam.net:8000. Anyone on the Internet could use any client of their choice to connect. Here's how I explained it in the HN thread: Now anytime someone connects to port 8000 of my system by any means, I will hear 4 beeps! The other party can use whatever client they have to connect to port 8000 of my system, e.g., a web browser, nc HOST 8000, curl HOST:8000, or even, ssh HOST -p 8000, irssi -c HOST -p 8000, etc. In the next 24 hours, I received over 4761 connections, each one triggering four beeps. That's a total of 19044 terminal beeps echoing throughout the day! Number of beeper connections received every hour The data for the above graph is available in beeper.log. Now, 4761 isn't a huge number in the g...