Unparalleled Misalignments

Summary

Butt dial // Booty call Father figure // Dad bod Home schooled // House trained Manual labor // Hand job Forest fire // Amazon Kindle-Brian Smiley Casual sex // Lightrail Blanket statement // Pillow talk // Cover story Community building // Fraternity house Nap room // Sleeper cell Geometric mean // Circle jerk-Aric Floyd Bottom feeder // Ass eater-Cardi B Unit vector // One Direction-Eric Neyman Quick sort // Short order-Joe Reeve Private island // Secret Key-Phil Parker Underdog // Subwoofer-Richard Ngo Crimson Tide // Red Sea-Ricki Heicklen Economy class // Saving grace-Skye Hersh Union Jack // Mutual masturbation-SYAS LessWrong // Down Bad-Brian Smiley Cow tools // Intimidation tactics Fast fashion // Taylor Swift // Quick Fix Workers' party // Helper function Drink menu // Spirit guide-Jacob Falkovich Arm wrestling // Gun Control-Aric Floyd Full moon // Fertile Crescent-Aric Floyd Speed limit // Amphetamine shortage-Brian Smiley Wire transfer // Electric slide-Brian Smiley Manhole cover // Buttplug-Brian Smiley Criminal record // Connotation // Prison letters-Chana Messinger Scared money // Chicken tender-Dan Keys Service elevator // Utility maximizer-Drake Thomas Sex symbol // Pound sign-Drake Thomas Wave function // Beach party-Eliana Lorch Unionized // Discharged-Richard Ngo Hard drive // Rocky road-Ricki Heicklen Speed date // Fast day-Ricki Heicklen Guard rails // Halter tops-Ricki Heicklen Late Bell // Dead Ringer-Ricki Heicklen, Brian Smiley Scene change // Bitcoin-Skye Hersh Grass fed // Field agent-Jacob Falkovich Quick jab // Prompt injection-Nathan Young Tollbooths // Bill Gates-Brian Smiley Security Setings // Stock Options-Brian Smiley Apple Home // Macbeth-Brian Smiley Bond Movie // Cling Film-Chana Messinger Microgravity // Mug-Brian Smiley Smarty pants // Intelligence briefs-Dave Kasten Pascal's wager // Bar bet-Drake Thomas Foggy bottom // Smoking ass TED talk // Edward Said Nuts and bolts // Comes and goes // Humpty Dumpty // Pump and dump Mid...